Provided, of course, lanky/crooked/gappy man has that enigmatic X-factor.It's not that I go out of my way to seek out ugly men.
I know the paper bag over the head is a joke but come on, look at those slumped shoulders, the 'poor me' posture. Looks-wise he's a bit like chopped liver but there he was happily introducing me to his latest hot conquest. Well, he's funny, he writes, he sings, he plays the odd instrument and makes a decent living from it. Next."Would she have been as swift to bin a humourless hunk? A quick meaningless shag is a quick meaningless shag.
Ug, on the other hand, reveals that when he went on a speed dating he "tried his best" to be humorous and told his first date he was a pole-vaulter.
He happily admits that he's just as picky as the next (better-looking) guy and has a thing for gorgeous olive skinned Italian (very non-Ug) women. Okay, so I still lust after the likes of Johnny Depp. But when it comes to scouting for real-life boyfriend material, I just don't put too much emphasis on the looks department.
If anything I find pretty boys with model good looks a bit of a turn-off.
I told him I had to be up early for work the next day and that he had to leave. Well, it certainly wasn't meant to be between Heather and S.
When he was finally out of my apartment I ran to my bedroom and called my best friend to tell her how horrible it had all been and tried to figure out how to tell him it was definitely not going to work.
I got advice from my BFF and my mom (of course Melissa was on a cruise and out of reach) and told him the next day that I didn't feel a connection and did think we should see each other anymore. Until the next day when I got his NUMEROUS texts asking what he did wrong...
Less than two minutes later I got a notification from Facebook that he had unfriended me.
”As much as love is a drug, worship is an even easier one to get addicted to.
As the Stone Roses so eloquently put it, “I wanna be adored!
But good-looking or not with that line of banter he wouldn't have lasted long.